boy: *is literally 1 year younger than me*
boy: *hits on me*
me: thanks…… but…. no thanks…. i’m old enough to be your mother……..
(via daddywhorebucks)
(via daisy--dreamer)
(via gifprincess)
(via kushandwizdom)
(via anthonyamorim)
(via confirmance)
taylor swift: [is dying right before my eyes]
me:
(via ashleesimpsonshow)